Not exhausted yet! Everyone keeps asking me if I am tired, like I have cancer or something! Doing three shows a day is fun, I... Read More

I woke up in a cold sweat worried sick that my play The Point of Yes would completely fall out of my head just as... Read More

Well last night Square Street opened. It is the sketch show that my daughter Ashley wrote and produced, and that we both perform.Ashley has not... Read More

I woke up at 7am in Glasgow, decided I didn’t want to be in this business anymore and curled back under duvet. The warmth engulfed... Read More

Well, my last night in Barcelona was worth recalling forever. I went out for dinner with a few mates and ended up staying out all... Read More

My knees, lower legs and ankles are covered in hard ringed blotches that itch like fuck, because mosquito’s love my blood. During the night as... Read More

I am absolutely stunned at the architecture here, Gaudi made his mark, like some drug crazed amphetamine stumped toddler with a box of crayons and... Read More

I thought I couldn’t possibly get any hotter in UK, but yes, Barcelona is fucking furnace like. I am staying in a really old apartment... Read More

I had a really vivid dream about my cousin Sammy who had died in 2000 of heroin addiction. I was chatting to him in the... Read More

I have to go to the bingo tonight with Ashley for an article in the press; we have to do two social events where one... Read More