So I woke up and husband says “Why don’t we go for a long walk in the woods?” I thought to myself ‘Yes so you... Read More

I have stopped smoking again…I know what you are saying…when did you start again? Well I started smoking again since June when I was doing... Read More

Went to see my old pal today and she pulled out loads of old pics. I was in one and I laughed my ass off... Read More

Well Ashley (my daughter) went through to Edinburgh to put up ‘Janey Godley is Innocent’ (name of my show) posters. They are just plain A4... Read More

Finally after getting to sleep and trying to mentally rake through my brain to make sure NO nightmarish ideas have been lodged ….I lie there... Read More

My landline is not yet connected to broad band in fact it’s fucking broke…yes I called BT (Welcome back to BT their slogan says-fuck off-I... Read More

I do love Glasgow! My husband and daughter are in Amsterdam for five days (she is having a pre-University holiday with her dad) and it’s... Read More

Been a long day, am tired and worn out trying to get my PC to work at least faster than it wants to. I am... Read More

I am so exhausted with bad dreams…when does this stop? Get this…I dreamt I was in Hell last night, a really scary dark eerie place,... Read More

I do seriously wonder if about men. Is it every time they have sex and sperm leaves their body; do they need to immediately fill... Read More