So things have happened. Ashley got her exam results, she got an ‘A’ and 3 ‘B’s for her Honours and we are well chuffed, am... Read More

There are about 15 kids who run around outside my back court who do fuck all but constantly scream like Ian Huntly is on their... Read More

I went to meet my dad in town. As soon as he saw me he said “Do you need a pee before we set off?”... Read More

Not only did I dream about being pinned down by a strange evil man, but as I looked over his shoulder I could see he... Read More

After falling asleep at the unbelievably early hour of 8pm last night (jetlag rules) I awoke at 7am this morning, I now have the sleeping... Read More

I went over to see my niece Ann Margaret and her kids. I had just missed Shawn and Abi, as they were at school but... Read More

If world travel opens the soul then jet lag is a punch in the vagina (repeatedly). My brain will not get itself into gear. The... Read More

I am not really great at parties but last night was lovely – it was the end of the New Zealand Comedy festival and I... Read More

Cannot believe how slack I am with the blog, am such a lazy bugger. The past few nights have been great, show selling so well... Read More

Been missing in action lately am afraid, been busy and wild in NZ. Here is the thing…I am not a big drinker, two gins and... Read More