I have a reason for that statement. Last week I played a gig at The Stand comedy Club Glasgow. Three things happened that were amazingly... Read More

I have no idea what is going on with me…I mean travelling from Manchester will not give anyone fucking jetlag will it?Yet I cannot sleep,... Read More

The journey home was fine, snow drifted into the windscreen as we drove out of Manchester, but the roads were not bad. I stuck in... Read More

Had the pleasure of headlining Billy Bonkers gig last night, I have to say his improv troupe is truly genius…Rock on State Bar! Billy is... Read More

My mate Paul Provenza who created the cult hit movie The Aristocrats sent me this tee shirt from L.A this morning, here is my baby... Read More

It was a gig in Peterborough and the sun blistered the tarmac as the hot car drove through affluent English counties. I wasn’t expecting to... Read More

I was called by Alan Anderson to fill in a 20 minute slot in his Gong show night. So I slowly got ready, wrapped up... Read More

I am exhausted, all I did was go into town and get some thermal underwear and a wee bit of make up in Boots. By... Read More

Great night and loved the gig. I have never played there before…except one afternoon as part of the warm up for BBC Live Floor show.... Read More

I was on late night BBC Radio 5 Live last night discussing ‘cussing’ and swearing on the television. It was 11pm at night and up... Read More