I need a new duvet. I presume with all my thrashing, sweating, nightmare struggling and wild sex (Yeah right!) my old duvet is burst. I... Read More

Place-Glasgow Weather-Warm and sunny I managed to forget it was 3rd May which is my sister’s birthday, I thought tomorrow was 3rd …oh dear. Sat... Read More

Does anyone here ever recall being worried about their skin or bodyshape at age 10? Not me, I was wearing cheap nylon trousers, a nasty... Read More

Am watching on C4 the ‘Most Watched television’ and I was enjoying the memories of the old Seventies shows. We never had a video recording... Read More

There cant be anything more scarier than having a big sleep that involves a scary dream involving my daughter. I dreamt that Ashley was pregnant... Read More

It really is a small world, as we were driving into Manchester yesterday, we got a bit lost and contrary to popular belief, men can... Read More

I wrote ‘No sex’ at the top of this blog bcause I am officially very old, I slipped in the hotel’s bath and hurt my... Read More

After all these years of marriage, you would think husband would know by now how to understand some ‘Trigger signs’? Well…No he doesn’t. Even when... Read More

had a mental day yesterday, after sending out 35 email invites to various media people and comics to come to my book launch at Soho... Read More

This is weird I know, but as I walk home each day from town, I pass this big bush just past the wee school. I... Read More