Had the pleasure of headlining Billy Bonkers gig last night, I have to say his improv troupe is truly genius…Rock on State Bar! Billy is... Read More

My mate Paul Provenza who created the cult hit movie The Aristocrats sent me this tee shirt from L.A this morning, here is my baby... Read More

It was a gig in Peterborough and the sun blistered the tarmac as the hot car drove through affluent English counties. I wasn’t expecting to... Read More

I was called by Alan Anderson to fill in a 20 minute slot in his Gong show night. So I slowly got ready, wrapped up... Read More

I am exhausted, all I did was go into town and get some thermal underwear and a wee bit of make up in Boots. By... Read More

Great night and loved the gig. I have never played there before…except one afternoon as part of the warm up for BBC Live Floor show.... Read More

I was on late night BBC Radio 5 Live last night discussing ‘cussing’ and swearing on the television. It was 11pm at night and up... Read More

Hey there, I was sent this link to tell me to vote for myself for the ‘Best New Book’ this year on Radio 4 Open... Read More

Yes I know that sounds a weird title, but I am afraid it’s true. I resorted to thieving to feed a big eyed donkey in... Read More

I have been missing in action and feel shit for not being here when people look up the blog and see it’s not been updated.... Read More