So London has been such a fucking pain this time. You see here is the truth, I was sick on arrival; I flew into Heathrow... Read More

I got an email from my past. A woman I knew called Maria when I was 14 years old got in contact. We knew each... Read More

The flight down from Glasgow was ok, I was rather annoyed as I got a BA American Express credit card and on the phone the... Read More

So things have happened. Ashley got her exam results, she got an ‘A’ and 3 ‘B’s for her Honours and we are well chuffed, am... Read More

There are about 15 kids who run around outside my back court who do fuck all but constantly scream like Ian Huntly is on their... Read More

I went to meet my dad in town. As soon as he saw me he said “Do you need a pee before we set off?”... Read More

Not only did I dream about being pinned down by a strange evil man, but as I looked over his shoulder I could see he... Read More

After falling asleep at the unbelievably early hour of 8pm last night (jetlag rules) I awoke at 7am this morning, I now have the sleeping... Read More