Football in the Supermarket….Went out to East Lothian last night for a corporate gig, I got all dressed up nice, high heeled boots, smart trousers... Read More

Breasts and Teeth…Yesterday I went to the breast clinic for my check up. The male doc and female doc came into the room as I... Read More

Chortle Comedy AwardsThis seems to be silly season for awards; we have the famous web site Chortle now voting for best comic in UK, this... Read More

Last Nights Show….I had the best gig in a long time last night at Blackfriars, firstly it was the first week of January, and so... Read More

I will be 45 on January the 20th.It is my mother’s birthday this month as well, she was born on the 13th January weirdly the... Read More

Missing Kids….Was watching on ER tonight, and the episode was all about a woman whose son was missing, he was aged 12 years old I... Read More

Comedy awards are on the agenda tonight. London’s Time Out magazine has launched its search for award winners, there isn’t even a Scot on the... Read More

Went into town today to pay some bills, I hate paying bills; I want that money to buy things! The good news is I have... Read More

2006…No regrets! Well kinda!Can’t believe it really is 2K6, can you. I am 45 on 20th January and feel like my life should be over... Read More

New Year telly!I had a great gig at Glasgow Jongleurs, the crowd was just awesome and it can be scary doing stand up comedy at... Read More