I turned into the devil yesterday. That’s why there was no blog printed either. I got up and took some pics and moved them into... Read More

El Presidente are El Presidente are sex and rock and roll Well my mates are doing well eh? This Scottish band are being hailed as... Read More

I am tired, I was up all night trying use my psychic powers to slowly melt Tony Blair, even as he was speaking i was... Read More

I took a photo of my daughter holding her first ever voting card outside the Polling station. It was nice, I am so glad I... Read More

I read today in the newspaper that Colin Farrell, yet again spent two hours trying to seduce his co-star on location. ‘What’s new?’ I hear... Read More

I need a new duvet. I presume with all my thrashing, sweating, nightmare struggling and wild sex (Yeah right!) my old duvet is burst. I... Read More

Place-Glasgow Weather-Warm and sunny I managed to forget it was 3rd May which is my sister’s birthday, I thought tomorrow was 3rd …oh dear. Sat... Read More

Does anyone here ever recall being worried about their skin or bodyshape at age 10? Not me, I was wearing cheap nylon trousers, a nasty... Read More

Am watching on C4 the ‘Most Watched television’ and I was enjoying the memories of the old Seventies shows. We never had a video recording... Read More

There cant be anything more scarier than having a big sleep that involves a scary dream involving my daughter. I dreamt that Ashley was pregnant... Read More