Stamping on cocks….The gig went great last night, I am so glad I finally got over that wee moment that scared me. The club was... Read More

The gig was nice last night at Nottingham Jongleurs, but as MC I felt I could have done better, that middle bit where the first... Read More

Finally made it to NOTTINGHAM…just when I get here I get a call to say that the Jongleurs gig has been cancelled. So here I... Read More

Football in the Supermarket….Went out to East Lothian last night for a corporate gig, I got all dressed up nice, high heeled boots, smart trousers... Read More

Breasts and Teeth…Yesterday I went to the breast clinic for my check up. The male doc and female doc came into the room as I... Read More

Chortle Comedy AwardsThis seems to be silly season for awards; we have the famous web site Chortle now voting for best comic in UK, this... Read More

Last Nights Show….I had the best gig in a long time last night at Blackfriars, firstly it was the first week of January, and so... Read More

I will be 45 on January the 20th.It is my mother’s birthday this month as well, she was born on the 13th January weirdly the... Read More

Missing Kids….Was watching on ER tonight, and the episode was all about a woman whose son was missing, he was aged 12 years old I... Read More

Comedy awards are on the agenda tonight. London’s Time Out magazine has launched its search for award winners, there isn’t even a Scot on the... Read More