Grumpy New Year
How daft was I to go up Byres Rd and get the banking done two days before the New Year? I also thought shopping for... Read More
05
January
2009
A Late blog is better than none!
So the tit pain turned out to be Mastitis, which is a Latin word for ‘brick smashed into breast’ I believe. The pain has been... Read More
29
December
2008
Big Late Blog Part (1)
Sorry my blog is late, we had internet issues- bit I saved up a diary and here it is below, the dates all apply. I... Read More
22
December
2008
Big Late Blog Part (2)
December 17th… Nottingham has been relatively fine. The lovely Steve Williams (who I think is fucking ACE and one of the funniest Welsh speaky type... Read More
22
December
2008
Big Late Blog Part (3)
December 20th… What can I say? Christmas brings the best out in people!I expected madness, anger and general Christmas stupidity, but all in all it’s... Read More
22
December
2008
Leicester & Tit Pain
I am in Leicester doing my first week run of Christmas gigs at Jongleurs. First of all I have to say that the awesome apartments... Read More
12
December
2008
Aggression Onstage
It came to my attention recently that I was being too hard on a rowdy audience. I took a step back and had a rethink,... Read More
30
November
2008
Me and George Clooney
My Facebook profile photo is the wee snap of me and the sexy George Clooney. You can go check it if you so desire, just... Read More
26
November
2008
Castles, Charity Rabbits and other things
It used to be the strongest people in the town that defended a castle, men who poured hot oil over the stone walls or shot... Read More
23
November
2008