First they refuse to pay back the cash we gave them now they have fucked the skies with a giant flume of molten Bjork just... Read More

So I arrived in Toronto after a three hour delay with British Airways, where we had to sit on the ground at Heathrow waiting for... Read More

My nose is burned and the heat in Glasgow is mental. I mean its scorching, it’s serious – that big burning ball of fire in... Read More

It’s this time of year when everything seems to be moving quickly and without much pushing. The Edinburgh Fringe is almost upon me and I... Read More

Far from me being the one to point the finger, but I did have a woman who worked for a huge corporation in London come... Read More

There is an old Scottish saying ‘Ne’er cast a cloot till May is oot’ which means don’t throw off warm clothes until the month of... Read More

Except in my niece Ann Margaret’s house where the hamster has died. Wee Abi aged 6 was distraught, she donned a big pair of black... Read More

Been a strange week as usual, me and Ashley attended the Woman of Influence ball at the Hilton Glasgow. Ashley loved it- she normally hates... Read More