What do you do when your 13 year old child has a baby? Do you call the police? The social services? Or do you get... Read More

My flat has been very neglected over the past week due to recent circumstances. I am behind in my West Wing watching schedule and I... Read More

After last week’s debacle trying to get trains to Inverness and then trying to get home, I finally made it my step mum Mamie’s bedside... Read More

On Friday I arrived in Pitlochry, I was rather exhausted and tired. I decided to pick the first hotel I spotted to get a room.... Read More

“Ma, can I get a Bay City Roller Jumper, they are selling them at the Co-op for £1.99?” I shouted through the toilet door to... Read More

I have recently toyed with the idea of getting my gigantic breasts reduced. You see, I can never really get decent clothes to fit, everything... Read More

My trip to LA wasn’t all glamour and gloss as I took a trip to Venice Beach down on the coast. If you took the... Read More

Yes I did! Here’s what happened…I think I explained in my last blog that I went walking looking for a bus service that doesn’t actually... Read More

Well the flight from UK was pretty wonderful. I got upgraded and managed to see John Cleese, Tom Wilkinson and the lovely comedy pal Steve... Read More