Toronto & Dogs
Yes, a big husky dog did try to have sex with me at the traffic crossing, am telling you- weird things happen here in Toronto. Here’s what happened, I was standing at a busy traffic crossing on my way to Yuk Yuk’s comedy club, beside me a young guy backpacker had a huge grey and white gorgeous husky wolf dog on a lead. The dog stared at me, I made eye contact and it kind of dog smiled and leapt on me with sexual intentions (clearly the eye contact was a mistake). You don’t get long to cross the road in Toronto, they have a countdown to death system and running whilst being dog raped is hard work. I made it across just as the lights flashed 3 seconds which is good work with a big dog with its cock hanging out strapped to your back. Am 51, wee and old and Scottish, am figuring that’s some kind of record.
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